My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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