i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Randomize
