Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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