I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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