sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize