So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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