There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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