I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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