i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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