You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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