I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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