Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
id be glad to
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
