you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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