just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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