omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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