Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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