do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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