He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
All the doctor said was why
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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