Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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