it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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