the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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