Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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