what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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