There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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