okay pat passed out under dana's car
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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