chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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