You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
