Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I love having hate sex.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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