Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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