Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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