Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
