I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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