My brain says no but my pants say off.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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