For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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