As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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