im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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