i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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