Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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