Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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