ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
