If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Randomize
