Its about making memories worth repressing
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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