yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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