Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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