There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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