.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i think my cat just said my name.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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