your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Randomize
