why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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