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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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