Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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