So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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