dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I queefed so loud it echoed.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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