420 ftw
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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